if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
if George Washington didn’t start a tea company called libertea than i give up
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
remember kids, if you think you’re attractive and you don’t hate yourself or your body than you’re self absorbed! society is only happy when you’re miserable, ugh. you work it girl!
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring